Underhanded Bulgarian

While sitting down, an individual reaches under their leg and masturbates.

I didn't have enough time to give myself the Stranger so I 'rassled up a quick Underhanded Bulgarian.

by Bob Mcalbe September 8, 2010

Turd Burglar

This is any and all actions taken by Steve S. when he gets bored. He burgles turds. Green ones, red ones, purple ones. When he is around, no turd goes un-burgled.

Steve is such a turd burglar and muncher. Also, a flaming fucktard of stripper fuck turd shit!

by Bob Schway May 23, 2006

bulgarian slap

a beating from the love truncheon

To strike someone across the face with your johnson. Originated in Bulgaria in the 1700s, when rival dukes would sneak up on each other and slap each other with their dicks, to show disrespect, contemp, or to challenge the other to a duel.

Man, did you see Mark bulgarian slap Justin today! He got so pissed. He grabbed Mark's nuts and totally torqued him!

by the big sleaze November 8, 2008

Bulgarian Atom Bomb

when someone is sleeping and you stand over them and release a watery shit all over the sleeping individual

Nick perfromed the bulgarian atom bomb on Jordon.

by fcyobo July 25, 2012

Bulgarian war kick

A sexual act practiced by sadists and Bri when he's drunk; proceding copulation or filatio, the male of the species first squares himself in front of the kneeling female. Then, with a thunderous war cry, he swiftly delivers a fierce kick to said female's face and teeth.

A fan of the Bulgarian war kick, Nick's mom frequently lies in pools of blood and semen.

by the fabulous jizz blaster March 24, 2005

bulgarian wax

someone who has an excessive amount of unmaintained pubic hair; the antithesis of a brazilian.

Guy: Jesus tapdancing christ woman! I thought you said you got a brazilian wax!

Girl: Oh no, it's a bulgarian wax.

by BillBrasky May 22, 2006

Bulgarian Ultra Cricket

A game in which whenever it's name, "Bulgarian Ultra Cricket" is said, everyone who knows about it must punch the person closest to them, then quickly get away and say "I'm sorry!" before the person can hit them back.

The person who says the name can not punch, or be punched, by anyone else.

Gary: Bulgarian Ultra Cricket
Tori: *punches nearest person* "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Bulgarian Ultra Cricket Sorry punch game apologize run

by Tetheas September 8, 2010