A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"
Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon
Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like
Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like
Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
by Ason12 January 26, 2010

A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.
by el colon June 18, 2010

by whyamihere?justtosuffer June 1, 2019

Classical, punchable face and body. Probably really fat too. Dumbass, tiny dick bitch. Attentionwhore who thinks he's hot but really ugly.
by Dicksuccer202 April 24, 2017

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by clevelandboi455 September 18, 2018
