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Brandon

A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"
Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon

Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like

Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
by Ason12 January 26, 2010
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Brandon

A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.
During th OJ trial that Kato Kalin sure was a "Brandon".
by el colon June 18, 2010
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Brandon

An idiot who is always saying “In the U.S” or “No Really!!”
“Where is XYZ....?”
In the U.S

Seriously Brandon?!?”
by whyamihere?justtosuffer June 1, 2019
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Brandon

Classical, punchable face and body. Probably really fat too. Dumbass, tiny dick bitch. Attentionwhore who thinks he's hot but really ugly.
Did you see Brandon at the dance the other day? Ya he looked fat af boi!
by Dicksuccer202 April 24, 2017
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Brandon

Oh he is so nice so SEXY so FREAKING FUNNY also a pro gamer so dont mess with him!
Bro Brandon is my man Rylie so BACK THE FUCK UP
by OhhhhhhhBrandiniweeniee August 11, 2019
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Brandon

A total asshole who thinks he knows everything a compete know it all and is also total pansey
Brandon a total prick you don’t wont your daughter around.
by xxmichealblack10xx May 24, 2018
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Brandon

Why are there so many cantaloupes?

Oh, Brandon got horny
by clevelandboi455 September 18, 2018
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