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Brandon

A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"
Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon

Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like

Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
by Ason12 January 26, 2010
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Brandon

A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.
During th OJ trial that Kato Kalin sure was a "Brandon".
by el colon June 18, 2010
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Brandon

He will fuck u up if u fuck wit his gf and he is a asshole but he is loyal to his gurl and is cool tell u get on his bad side
Some person says fuck u

Brandon goes over there and beats his ass
by Fuckuup1674 January 24, 2018
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Brandon

A 10 year old with a thicc ass, specifically a male
Oof, brandon
by Cockswoggle July 21, 2017
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Brandon

Brandon will always love the most beautiful girl in the world and it's always Denise she is beautiful, sexy and there are so many other things but it will take to long to explain. Ohhh and by the way Brandon will always love Denise more and nothing will ever change that.
Brandon loves Denise waaaaaay more and he will always love her more then she will ever.
by Love2.0 December 18, 2017
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Brandon

a huge manchild who screws you over the limit. He's such a moron, when you say fuck you to him he says thank you. All in all, he's a shit.
Oh no, here comes that shit, Brandon again
by MrrTurtle34 August 22, 2018
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Brandon

A kid who is totally whipped by a girl he’s not even dating that he insists on ditching his friends at any opportunity. A Brandon is someone who will pretend to be for the boys but go to his girlfriends lap at any opportunity he gets. A Brandon is a degree above a Nick who relies on a long distance relationship.
Person 1: “I invited Brandon over yesterday but he had to take Amy’s dog on a walk... WTF”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
by GG4U May 21, 2019
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