Brandon

A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"

Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon

Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like

Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself

by Ason12 January 26, 2010

Brandon

A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.

During th OJ trial that Kato Kalin sure was a "Brandon".

by el colon June 18, 2010

Brandon

The baddest, sexiest motherfucker alive. He will do anything for his friends and family. You need someone's ass kicked give Brandon a call. When it comes to fucking bitches, Brandon is the best there is. Brandon has pulled pussy since the day he was born.

Brandon is cool as fuck

by Creampiesamurai February 2, 2017

Brandon

He's very loud and annoys miss teacher person way too much.

"Brandon stop with the music"

"Brandon! Out of the closet!" "But I found ginger ale!"

"Brandon stop" "Brandon shhh"

by UnknownBoy0 November 20, 2018

Brandon

some disgusting weirdo, lil indian scammer

yo brandon beat it

by BobtheTatMate October 12, 2018

Brandon

Has the big gay

Man, this kid named Brandon has the big gay

by Jsbdbe October 24, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is the biggest dickhead you will ever come across. He likes everything to be about him and only him. It’s his way or the highway which makes him a stupid ass retarded bitch. He’s a tall skinny legend and only is nice when you give him money. Don’t be a Brandon

Oh my god have you talked to Brandon today?

No, I haven’t paid him yet, so he keeps ignoring me.

by lavagirl68 October 26, 2018