A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"
Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon
Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like
Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like
Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
by Ason12 January 26, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.
by el colon June 18, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. He will fuck u up if u fuck wit his gf and he is a asshole but he is loyal to his gurl and is cool tell u get on his bad side
by Fuckuup1674 January 24, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Oof, brandon
by Cockswoggle July 21, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon will always love the most beautiful girl in the world and it's always Denise she is beautiful, sexy and there are so many other things but it will take to long to explain. Ohhh and by the way Brandon will always love Denise more and nothing will ever change that.
by Love2.0 December 18, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. a huge manchild who screws you over the limit. He's such a moron, when you say fuck you to him he says thank you. All in all, he's a shit.
by MrrTurtle34 August 22, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. A kid who is totally whipped by a girl he’s not even dating that he insists on ditching his friends at any opportunity. A Brandon is someone who will pretend to be for the boys but go to his girlfriends lap at any opportunity he gets. A Brandon is a degree above a Nick who relies on a long distance relationship.
Person 1: “I invited Brandon over yesterday but he had to take Amy’s dog on a walk... WTF”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
by GG4U May 21, 2019
Get the Brandonmug.