brad

the most perfect boy in the world. brad's are usually extremely nice, caring, and loveable if they care about you. oh, how to make them care about you? just be nice. listen to them, care for them, compliment them. it's that easy!

brad's usually like video games, and music. they secretly have a talent for singing or rapping. they're quiet and reserved, and barely have any friends. if you're a brad's friend, then you're extremely special.

if you know a brad, keep them. they're special
we LOVE brad's

friend : who's that?

me : oh him? the most perfect boy in the world.

friend : ohhh! you mean brad.

by ilovecatsandhim<3 November 23, 2021

Brad

A sexy scruffy man who takes care of you while he guzzles 1942. He’s often grumpy and so you will be too. When he’s stingy with affection it will make you furious. When he’s loving he’s heaven to be with. I like to remind him to laugh at life and enjoy every moment even and especially the boring ones. He gets really mad when I point out that I think he’s wrong so sometimes it’s best to just hold his hand and let him drive in the wrong direction for 30 minutes until he figures it out himself. He knows he is loved but has a hard time feeling it. It takes a special persistence and lack of ego to make Brad feel loved.

Brad loves me. 🤍

by yourwelcomez November 23, 2021

Brad pack

Foenem caught Brad ass gettin' off the bus

I know Brad mad asl he probably tired of us

But when I die, find Brad a$$and I'ma beat 'em up

“We smoking on this Brad pack in Paris”

by BradsMom June 14, 2023

brad

A replacement name for a man your mom is sleeping with instead of your absent father.

Mom's got another Brad over tonight.

by Marlee_M26 June 22, 2023

Brad Beard

The worst pirate to ever live. his booty wasn't bountiful, his ship was just a sloop, he was sent to the brig, his parrot has no feathers, his crew didn't even have scurvy. he got a bounty of 1 shilling and got caught the next day.

youre just like brad beard

by bradbeard hater March 9, 2023

Bradded

Getting absolutely wasted beyond any normal reason, losing your phone and promptly going to revs until late Sunday afternoon.

Getting so blind before your set that you’re throwing up in the toilet 30 minutes before your set.

I’m definitely not going to get bradded this weekend.
I’m absolutely bradded right now

by Fire grilled skirt steak March 24, 2023

Brad chod

A brad chod is a man that fucks your mother with your fathers consent

he is such a brad chod!

by slipperyfishy January 25, 2023