Boned

To have have intercourse with a woman

Shiiit... I boned La'Quita last week!

by guidokj November 14, 2003

boones farm

A tasy wine mainly used to pregame with by young gay college boys. This wine is sweet, fruity, and can totally fuck u up. The reason behind its strong effect on people is its taste and the fastness of how ppl drink it.

Luke thought that Boones Farm was liguid smarties and now after three bottles hes in the dorm bathroom making a not so happy sound.

Yay! gay night in the dorms!! Bring the boones farm its thirsty thursday. :) cheers queers

by I'm Mark James October 16, 2005

Booed up

To be trippin', tweakin', freaking out, extremely paranoid, or overly anxious or entirely too concerned with things that don't require as much energy and thought as the person is spending on it. Having a "worst case scenario" mindset. Akin to Chicken Little, a booed up friend runs around like a flighty little bird, swearing the sky is falling, when there is generally no legitimate cause for their spaz attack.

Can also refer to instances in which a person is justified in their attentiveness to a person or problem, but they quickly become consumed with the issue at hand, to the point of it negatively affecting a person.

"Don't mind Jack... He's been all booed up ever since he saw those cops congregated at the grocery store earlier. He thinks they're planning to raid his house. He doesn't even sell drugs. I told him this weed was gonna make him paranoid. He just doesn't listen..."
Lisa got Missy all booed up about her bf when she told her how he had tried to fuck her the other night whole she was at work.
Kevin is all booed up about this new flu virus now bc of a viral video that someone sent him on Facebook yesterday. He's been sanitizing the house for the last 4 hours, checking all of us for symptoms, and he even ordered an economy sized box of protective face masks for everyone to wear.

by Missy Means March 31, 2020

boned

1. In trouble
2. Out of luck
3. In a less-than-desirable sexual encounter or situation
4. Having a bull's horn halfway up inside your penetrated calf. And by calf, I mean not his baby, but what is between your foot and knee.

Why did they amputate my leg? Because I was boned. Yea, some bull pierced my leg with his horn. Turns out he had rubbed his horn all over a bunch of cow pies earlier that day. Gave me gangrene.

by Beto el guapo March 28, 2008

Boofed

To pass gas or fart

Rob boofed and it smelled like rotten eggs.

by Ethylene September 28, 2018

Daniel Boone

when a man shaves his sex partner's pubes, cums on them and molds them into a small hat resembling one worn by daniel boone. the hat is then placed on the penis and inserted into the vagina.

I gave my woman a daniel boone last night and now she is bald as a baby.

by Cocklips February 6, 2009

bonedid

past tense of the verb to bone, or have sex with

yeah, I bonedid that chick last semester.

she and I bonedid all night long

by douglas esquire fresh October 8, 2003