booger farmer

First coined by comedianne Bret Butler as an uneducated rural person. Often synonmous with a goober or a bumpkin. The obvious implication is that they spend a lot of time with their finger up their nose. Can often be seen hanging around drag strips wearing any of the following:
Overalls, a shirt with a beer advertisement, a shirt with an auto parts advertisement, a shirt with a race car or race car driver on it, or a black shirt with a wolf howling at the moon (in two poses).

Although they often populate the rural areas, they sometimes move into larger cities and hang around the DMV.

Son, you see that booger farmer in the old pickup truck over there? No not that guy, the one with the overalls and the wolf on his shirt. Yeah, stay away from him--he'll start talking about drag racing.

by Eric July 11, 2004

Pussy booger

When a woman takes a creampie and doesn't wash it off , which forms a mucus like crust on the ham wallet.....

I went to eat Becky out but stopped cause she had a pussy booger....

by Awesomox June 8, 2014

booger beast

someone that has the uncanny ability to produce boogers.

Phil has boogers in his nose everyday. He is a booger beast.

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

Booger Nipple

A booger of nipples

Guy 1: Dude that girl over there is a booger nipple

Guy 2: What the hell is a booger nipple

Guy 1: A booger of nipples

Guy 2: Ohhh

by dgg1325 November 21, 2011

Booger Sauces

The liquids that run off from the nostrils.

I just picked my nose and got booger sauces all over my homework.

by Sargent Martin February 10, 2006

booger dick

A drunken act of needing a bigger dick

Tim you need a booger dick.

by roid_rage_richie February 19, 2009

Anal Booger

A piece of poop inside the anus that has not seen light so it turns green like a booger when it finally is dislodged.

I had been feeling constipated for the past few days. I had a few big anal boogers.

by Ilikepootang August 15, 2009