Snail Bumpers

Another term for lesbians. The vaginal lips resemble a slimy slug. When the lesbians are scissoring, they are "bumpin snails"!

Those chicks are snail bumpers!

by Jilly9999 October 19, 2008

Wienie Bumpers

two gay lovers

look at those two guys over there. They are such wienie bumpers

by homolover123 February 23, 2010

Right Bumper

A word used to define a 'sneaky' or 'clever' trick or physical attribute some one can do. From the the Xbox 360 controller's right bumper making your character do some amazing trick in a video game.

Man: Dude I just kicked this drunk Chuck Norris style!
Man2: Cool, that IS totally right bumper man!

by Philyo1 January 31, 2010

hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010

Dumper bumper

To act, or be a queerosexual and or act like the gay, fudge packer Tom Cruise.

In prison don't drop your soap because you could get sexually assaulted by a dumper bumper.

by Michael Boner November 14, 2010

Jesus Bumper

someone who presses their religion on you, especially catholicism. They make reference to their religion and justify everything behind their religion in a conversation.

ex:
man: This woman came to to my house today to try and convert me, bro.

Friend: Bitch was a Jesus Bumper, yo.

by cutup3 July 21, 2014

knuckle bumper

Another term for a lesbian. To get a visual example, bend both the index and middle finger of each hand and bump the mid knuckles together thus simulating two vaginas bumping each other as lesbians do to get sexual pleasure, such as the extremely hot act of tribbing.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, have you met the new girl? She's hot!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but dude she's a knuckle bumper. There's rainbows and shit all over her social network profile."

by MrFriendzone April 13, 2016