OH BLOODY HELL MATE

when two male brits fuck each other and blood comes out, one needs to screams this outloud

OH BLOODY HELL MATE, MY ASSHOLE IS BLEEDING!

by oh goodie! AHAHA December 19, 2017

bloodyfart

Unlike a regular fart, a combiniation of gas and blood comes out of your anal hole called a bloodyfart. A bloodyfart is not a shart.

Oh shit, I had a shitload of bloodyfarts last Wednesday.

by Calvin Tat May 24, 2005

Bloody Red Sock

Very similar to the donkey punch in which while having anal sex you punch the unlucky lady in the back of the head causing her asshole to contract. Only in this instance, you immediately pull out as her asshole contracts forcing her bloody rectum to be pulled out with your dick.

"Dude, I gave that bitch the Bloody Red Sock last night that's why she's walking funny"

"My asshole is killing me, that prick Kevin gave me a bloody red sock last night"

by toofastcharlie January 11, 2009

booby trap

When an item, be it living (God forbid) or inanimate, gets stuck between a woman's breasts. Sometimes it's an accident, sometimes not. Most of the time it's an accident. If the female subject is with other females, they call out "BOOBY TRAP!". Sounds stupid but it's really funny...

When Alice dropped the penny between her breasts, we shouted "BOOBY TRAP!".

by Erin Wolf The Werewolf (furcadian name) May 11, 2004

Bloody Bruce

Death from excessive loss of blood from the anus.

After Grant gave Ottis a pepper johnson Ottis' death was ruled as a Bloody Bruce.

by Mike November 27, 2003

Bloody Butt Nugget

During the act of taking a painful shit the turd tears appart your insides causing a immense pain and significant anal bleeding. The turd is then coated in a juicy red liquid.

I just seriously shit a painful bloody butt nugget.

by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

Bloody Loins

a name for animal meat that you eat
but only used to bother vegetarians who still have a pregnant conscience and are insecure about their choice to eat meat

also, it could be a british person talking about loins

Garry! these are the best bloody loins I've had all year!

by Munk_Hughes March 13, 2011