car blind

When someone can't tell the difference between a normal everyday car and a nicer, more expensive car just by looking

Friend: you like my car?
Me: ya it's cool
Friend: it's a GT-R...
Me: oh it's a nicer car!
Friend:you couldn't tell by looking
Me: sorry I'm car blind...

by xX_tigeress_Xx April 14, 2017

cock blender

That one jackass who ruins all the fun!

"Dude I hate Michael! He's such a cock blender!"

by Memebros123 May 12, 2017

world blind

Being "world blind," is the feeling of confusion when you have barely woken up. It can happen at anytime of day.

Person 1: *wakes up, lays in bed, and thinks* What's going, what time could it be...*checks phone* 12pm?! 20 missed calls?! *phone rings & picks up*

Person 2: Hey budddy, I have to tell you something super important, it's about last night...

Person 1: Not yet dude, I just woke up, I'm still world blind, and confused.

by Lilac_sky May 22, 2017

banter blindness

When you talk too much on dating apps before meeting, you have a hard time accepting when they're not right for you IRL.

We talked so much before it was awkward when we didn't connect. I think I'm going to go on a second date to be sure. Maybe I'm just suffering from banter blindness.

by alpal86 June 13, 2017

booty blender

The act turning a female clockwise on the male phallus whilst she is being ravaged anally.

Denise was walking like a penguin for a whole week.. I guess the booty blender was too much for her...

by Kinda.cool_ November 10, 2017

Cock blind

When the dick is so fucking good that they are blind to all character flaws.

"Why is that chick with that douche?"
"Oh she's just cock blind"

by J to the Me January 16, 2019

pee blender

Where three or more people go into a body of water, make a circle, arms around one another, and urinate at the same time, then spin all around to mix it all round.

Hey I need to go pee. Me too! Let go do a pee blender in the lake!

by Kyledude95 July 26, 2019