Blitzedzz

guy that yaps in discord vc so fucking much

person: hey did you get the mug-
Blitzedzz: SHUT YO UGLYASS HELL YOU LIVE INSIDE OF A SHELL YOU LIKE SKIBADI TOILET SKIBADI SKIBADI TOILET

by Miguela Hola December 20, 2023

Blitzened

Being pegged while wearing reindeer antlers

Omg I got blitzened last night at the Christmas party, I can never look at reindeer again

by Aussiedom January 2, 2024

Bletching

When you put bleach up your pussy and queef it out at someone secretly from behind

I heard the unknown bletching bandit struck again at john's party last night all over your forehead

by KittyXD69 March 30, 2024

Blitzbanditophilia

A mental disorder where a person become obsessed with fucking a girl who is into archery

Why does Grayson keep smashing that archery girl?

He has Blitzbanditophilia

by Coleskillz December 11, 2024

Blatzism

A philosophical concept that begins with the profound realization of humanity's insignificance and microscopic presence in the vast universe. This pivotal insight serves as the sole foundational catalyst for a deeper exploration of philosophy, space, evolution, metaphysics, consciousness, existentialism, the nature of reality, ethics, cosmology, epistemology, theology, and the human condition. Blatzism encourages individuals to achieve an intellectually enlightened and objectively true mindset by recognizing our humble place in the cosmos, allowing this profound awareness to guide personal growth and deeper philosophical inquiries. By understanding our insignificance, we can transcend social constructs and critically evaluate the role of religion, recognizing that many religious beliefs may be based on outdated or unsubstantiated claims. This realization can lead to a more rational and evidence based understanding of the world, freeing us from dogmatic thinking and enabling us to embrace a more open-minded and inquisitive approach to life. Additionally, Blatzism prompts us to scrutinize cultural norms and everyday practices, revealing that many aspects of culture are arbitrary and constructed. By recognizing culture as a construct, we can liberate ourselves from its constraints and pursue a more authentic and individualized existence.

1. "Blatzism encourages to recognize our smallness in the universe, leading to a deeper understanding of our existence."

2. "A Blatzist often ponders the vastness of space and our tiny place within it."

3. "Blatzian Insight reveals profound truths about humanity's place in the cosmos."

by Ke V in January 3, 2025

Blitzedzz

suicidal retard that should go kys

blitzedzz kys

by migualllsaj March 16, 2025

Bletty

An uncanny ability to miss shots at point-blank range while somehow landing accidental headshots on teammates
A persistent tendency to purchase expensive weapons only to immediately donate them to the enemy team
The belief that smoke grenades are purely decorative and flashbangs are best used against one's own team
An inexplicable attraction to sniper rifles despite having the aim of someone typing with oven mitts on

The term is believed to have originated from the sound made when such players attempt to defuse a bomb with 0.01 seconds remaining, followed by the inevitable explosion.
Usage: "Did you see that guy throw his molotov at his own feet and then try to jump through it? What a bletty!"

by the most correct man ever April 22, 2025