Blastoise

A form of sexual intercourse, when you put two water gun into a woman's vagina and anus and blasting her.

Note: water guns can be replaced with male penis's

Me and my friend blastoised each other

by berry-chaan September 9, 2010

blasted out of your shoes

(To be) blasted out of (one's) shoes:
Verb: To be attacked very quickly, ferociously and decisively, such that the victim is completely relocated and only his or her shoes remain on the ground in the original location, as though the victim were still standing there.

Me: Are you a cheeseburger?
Him: What? No...
Me: Then you better get outta my grill before you get blasted out of your shoes!
Him: Whatever, bitch.
Me: BLAAAOW!!! (Attacking with extreme prejudice, leaving only his Doc Martens remaining)

by TheBeav May 2, 2005

cornflake blast

A bowel movement that resembles dumping a large portion of cornflake type cereal into the toilet.

After drinking all night and eating Taco Bell, Ernie left an enormous cornflake blast in the toilet.

by Ernie November 25, 2003

morning blast

That ever so important first dump of the day. Not to be confused with the crack head "morning blast" or the sexual "morning blast"

PJ is kind of quiet this morning, yea I don't think he's had his morning blast.

by pj November 27, 2004

Blast processing

Dumbing down technology so that nintendont fanboys todays apple fanboys equivalent can understand technology for example Sega Genesis processor was over 2x as powerful as SNES doesn't have same ring as blast processing. Just like Android has features apple can't even begin to understand to copy for a few years

You dog the Lexus is better than that amg mercedez... That amg is a gimmick...like blast processing on the Sega Genesis

by Mickeymantle25 July 31, 2016

Cock blasting

swallowing a penis so fast and hard, the man will explode when he comes

Emily had me cock blasting like a champ, I came in her mouth like five times yesterday

by Aiden Straightedge April 25, 2008

Penis Blast

Another word for semen

Last night, Mike penis blasted all over this chicks shirt and then left.

by Blastoff1122 February 8, 2010