bargleski

A term used for the oh so refreshing, high octane jet fuel for the body that is the purest moste American bald eagle piss that can be consumed by the average working class American (or other people who will do anything to be like the greatest nation on the planet) Cletus McFarland (YouTube) commonly used this term as a reference to the trademarked Mountain Dew, easily the greatest creation of man second only to the Chevrolet Corvette. Cletus himself cracks a cold bargleskievery when shits about to get real. Les all send the company a nice sincere email regarding Cletus McFarland getting a decal/lifetime supply sponsorship.

“I’m gonna show you how to unbead a drag slick using nothing but a block of wood and a trailer, step 1; crack yourself open a refreshing can of good ol mountain bargleski, now this is going to be a 2-3 can job so make sure you’ve got a few handy” -Cletus

by 4GKLOS2 November 13, 2017

blargen

anything that has to do with anything

whatcha doin?
blargen

by MRRR August 21, 2005

bargle

(v.) person who enjoys a good time;a person who contradicts

hallam bargled at axel when he showed him his new duct tape aparell.

by axel knutson October 5, 2003

blargleflax

Used as an acute response to moments of stress, when there is an inability to coherently express onself in any other way. Also used as a substitution for a planet, simply adding a number.

For stressful situations - "Ack, no you can't see me naked! blargleflax!"

For planet usage - "That fucking hobo was crazy!! He must've been from Blargeflax-9!"

by iheartnihilism February 15, 2008

Blargasm

(n.) A male masturbatory orgasm with bad timing as the wanker is accidentally met with an unpleasant sight or sound.

A: Yeah, I shouldn't have turned my head to that grindcore band poster...it was a horrible blargasm.
B: Oh right, then try living next door to someone who watches Oprah and Richard Simmons everyday.

by Blargspeed April 19, 2009

blargenschmoof

In late 2008, a new word word was invented: the word blargenschmoof. This word was made by made by the man who also made neurg. More often however, the short version of this word is used, the word blarg. This word is used at a poin of aggravation or anger, in the place of a swear word, commonly used on XBox Live.

Jim: Horray, mongoose racecourse!

Gerry: Convoy!

Tyler: Let's go down this ramp, its the starting point.

Mike: shut up Tyler.

Mark: No, Jim! why did you fall off!?!?

Jim: AHHH NOOO!! Blargenschmoof!

by that guy who GIVE U CATS. July 12, 2009

barg

Used to indicate questioning surprise.

I just saw a squirrel wearing a cape.

Barg??

by BoosterPac June 6, 2010