Blagojeviched

Adj.: To be so intoxicated as to consider selling the senate seat of the president-elect.

Kevin was so Blagojeviched last night, he went nuts and smashed two windows.

Dan: "Anna had twelve Gin and Tonics."
Steve: "Anna, are you Blagojeviched?"

"Dude, I was so fucking Blagojeviched last night that I was up until 5 AM shuking my guts out on the bathroom floor."

by Russian Steve. August 23, 2011

Black Friday

The day bitches go crazy at Walmart for 3 dollar waffle makers.

*on Black Friday*
Walmart employee: *opens doors*
People in line: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!ASDFGHJKLLLL!

by MiaaaaHeartsStuff December 26, 2011

blackmaled

To be blackmaled is to have had intense sexual relations with a black male.

Person 1: "Why didn't Rachel come to work today?"
Person 2: "Haven't you heard, she got blackmaled by Ta'Quante last night."
Person 1: "One must always take care when getting blackmaled."

by nutzipper March 15, 2011

black yoshi

Yo wassup foe. Want some watsamelon seeds? I'm rich from my welfare check

Foe my name is black yoshi

by Maaaarmarcel July 19, 2017

Blahg

A blog you feel compelled to read but leaves you fantastically underwhelmed. To do so will typically take 5 minutes of your life & good eyesite that you'll never get back.

Holy hell, if you need to feel better about your life, read this blahg about decorating vegetables. Jeebus.

I'd write about my day but I so don't want to post a blahg- no one deserves that.

by Roxie AKA LisaLeesaLisa October 16, 2008

star blaze

chiefing out under the stars; what you get when star gazing and blazing have a baby.

dude, just bought some green. let's star blaze down at the lake tonight.

by rollingmorethanstones December 23, 2009

blaze a 50

To smoke an entire eighth of marijuana in one sitting, usually one blunt. If you're hood, you'll burn this 50 in an oowop. Also the title of a Nas track off his album, "The Lost Tapes."

"Yo, round up the homies.I just copped some o.g. Let's blaze a 50 and get straight stupid."

"Blaze a 50, sit back in the drop top Azure Bentley. Of course wit me, this chick who'd make Bobby divorce Whitney." - Nas

by WiscoHype May 10, 2009