A very kind, nice, and loud-ass friend. He is also tall, a squeaker and talks to anyone who he knows. He doesn't know what a girl is, and only takes in the guys. If you have a Benjamin Gavin, don't let him go, because he will be your best buddy forever.
by LoganTheDudeRox January 25, 2022
BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!
It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick
It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick
by Prime Minister McRibs December 30, 2015
by Bignuts3939 May 02, 2024
benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.
A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
by sharon6969420 November 21, 2022
A person of the male gender who is one of the sexiest men out there. he can give the best sex and also gives the best head to women, he is also the biggest stud out there, he got his name from his friends cos they were all jealous of him. he also chooses the best porn, he can also steal any girl from you.
by the worlds most honest guy December 06, 2017
"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Skanklin? That boy sure does listen to that ska music all the time."
by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 15, 2022
by that/guy/he's/him December 17, 2023