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Beat Bait

Anything pertaining to something so attractive or generally awesome, it produces the overwhelming urge to masturbate. Usually on the spot.
"Jesus! Did you see the rack on Jama? Totally beat bait."
"Dude, respect. Your girl is beat bait."
"OMFG! The new Radeon! 1700 shader units? Beat bait."
by amdaddict November 20, 2009
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Guts Beat

Deep dicking, pounding sexual intercourse. Cervix busting deep penetration.
I can’t wait to get home. I’m gonna get the guts beat by Rodney.

She screamed my guts beat, my guts beat the whole time.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
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Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.
Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021
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Beat Tipping

When you masturbate and focus primarily on the head of the penis, thereby 'beating the tip'.
"aw man, I caught my little brother beat tipping again :("
by Al Day November 9, 2008
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beat juggling

In the DJ world, beat juggling is the art of taking two of the same records either digital or analog, then placing them both on each turntable or virtual deck. The DJ can then manipulate the song creating a new pattern, loop, and extended track. Beat Juggling is an effective way to learn mixing and blending. It is also commonly used in competitions to display the art of turntablism.
The DJ was beat juggling at the party last night, it was fresh!
by DJ Rock TEE July 25, 2019
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beat the rat

An expression from the Ugandan movie "Who killed Captain Alex?". It seems to reffer to either jacking off specificaly as a black male, or to sex.
Captain Alex: I want to beat the rat.
Woman with no name but to importance to the "plot": Take, a bath first. I have a big surprise for you afterwards.
Captain Alex: Ok, but I really want to beat the rat.
by SquidT29 October 23, 2017
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Beats me

Not what your redneck dad does.
I can’t tell how this shit works, beats me.
by Yourvum July 2, 2021
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