Where Do Babies Come From

You’ll Find Out

Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough

Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1

Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing

Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually

The End

by Khihow2 May 14, 2022

Shrimp on the Barbie

When a midget "dates" a tall skinny blonde, and cums on her.

Jimmy brought a blonde home from the bar last night, and he threw some shrimp on the Barbie.

by Anomalies in life July 20, 2022

digital beanie babies

A synonym for cryptocurrency.

John: Did you hear about how the CryptBS coin just plummeted in value? I'm down like $5000! Fuck!
Rick: Man, I told you not to be buying no digital beanie babies, didn't I?
John: ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!

by weyus November 10, 2022

king kong barbie

“King Kong Barbie” is a term used to describe a girl who is very strong and has a muscular body. It is used to describe women who are both beautiful and strong. The term originated in China where a girl named Cheng Lu became known as “King Kong Barbie” on video platforms such as Kuaishou and Douyin1.Received message. "King Kong Barbie" is a term used to describe a girl who is very strong and has a muscular body. It is used to describe women who are both beautiful and strong. The term originated in China where a girl named Cheng Lu became known as "King Kong Barbie" on video platforms such as Kuaishou and Douyin.

Tom: Dude did you see Carl's sister? She's jacked!
Sean: Yeah! She's a king kong barbie

by TheToesKnows June 2, 2023

barbie

Popular doll aimed at young girls, first debuted in the mid-50's. Barbie has many different roles, from Doctor to Teacher to Astronaut, and they even had a President Barbie.

There are also accessories galore for Barbie, including cars, houses, clothes, limos, pools and hot tubs, and much more. A good choice for young girls to play with because, unlike Bratz, Barbie has a more mature outlook.

Also, girls who play with Barbie are more likely to be intelligent, creative, and less inclined to try sex or other such stuff.

A lot of people collect Barbie, and some dolls sell on Ebay for thousands of dollars.

by Lomia November 30, 2006

shower babies

When a man masturbates in the shower,

This one time at band camp, i was scrubbing my balls and before i knew it, i had produced many shower babies.

by cyber thug December 22, 2008

barbie

barbie, as in Barbara (what were they thinking when they named that plastic shit)

hello barbara, why are u so ugly

hello, i'm not ugly, i can be whatever i want to be, oh no my head came off again

by jobby bum August 3, 2003