Bondo Barbie

A highly modified suburban housewife. She’s in her mid to upper forties and usually drives a Ranger Rover or G-Wagon. She has two blonde daughters and a floppy-haired privileged lacrosse playing son that may or may not have a substance abuse problem. Her husband has a girlfriend and drives a four-door Jeep.
While Bondo Barbie is skiing the Alps, there’s no way to tell if her face of frozen from cold or too much botox.
by Eddamommy October 19, 2019
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Barbie Syndrome

The syndrome where a switch in the brain of fully capable woman turns off and she regresses back to a four year old playing with numerous Barbies whom only share one Ken doll. This usually happens under extreme stress when adult thinking is required yet she insists on obsessing over her hair, makeup, nails and clothes. Or, scrapping with her female colleagues, thereby letting the men get ahead.
When attempting to solve mathematical problems, I am suddenly afflicted with Barbie Syndrome. Barbie Syndrome rears its ugly head when I can't find the other shoe.
by Ms Linguis March 14, 2018
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Buffting Barbie

Bad-ass buffting blondies who gym like maniacs.
"Mate, Dents looks like a buffting barbie today! Lets go gym."
by Suziepoops May 30, 2012
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Blunt Barbie

Bad bitch who smokes ganja and don't need no man
Guy 1: Damn (blank) is fine after
Guy 2: an she's a blunt Barbie
by Bubble tea teet June 23, 2018
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facebook barbie

When someone post facebook pictures on their dating profile that are 10 years and 30 lbs ago.
I met a women off tinder the other night, she turned out to be a total facebook barbie
by theredcat360 July 07, 2021
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The barbie effect

A supernatural effect meaning that right in the moment when you need something, it doesn't actually work or it vanishes all of a sudden (and obviously after you don't need it anymore it appears out of the blue or, even worse, it works).
We couldn't see the movie yesterday night because of the barbie effect.

-Hey, John, can I borrow your bottle opener?
-Sorry, man. I can't find it, the barbie effect strikes again
by Izzzir May 06, 2020
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Headless Barbie

Skinny necked child’s doll who has lost her head (and part of her sole) up her captors backdoor.
Headless Barbie has her revenge as Kev sits down gingerly. Barbies ponytail is caught on Buzz Lightyears foot preventing a smooth extraction.

A medical spokesman said ‘we’re baffled by the number of items in the patients orifice & urged him to move to softer items if he is unable to stop stuffing things in his anus’
by TWSS TWHS February 15, 2023
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