Removing the Bag of wine inside the box of wine and then passing it around, partaking of its sweet nectar as you simultaneously hold, pour, and slap the bag of wine.
by Nate Beal October 24, 2005
Get the Slap the Bagmug. A female, usually possessing saggy tits, a flat ass, and an ugly face, and feels she has something to prove by fucking anything with two legs or batteries. She will try to sleep with your boyfriend with no success, and when she enters a room, it clears out most efficiently, due to the smell of rotting fish. Desperate, horny guys are her prey of choice, but she occasionally with settle for another slut bag to ensure that she's still the topic of discussion by the people she percieves to be her friends, but who in reality, like her as much as they'd enjoy a bout of gonnoreah. Guys who have slept with her won't own up to it, unless they're making fun of her, and were really tanked at the time of social suicide. Her best attributes can only be seen when beer goggles are an understatement. Beware to all, for the slut bag is everywhere, and the only warning of her approach is the stench of STD's and other vial smelling things, such as the trap that lays between her legs. Ye be 'fore warned.
by Jenny Bear December 10, 2004
Get the slut bagmug. 1. noun: A bag full of faecal matter, otherwise referred to as "shit"
2. adjective: Used to describe something so bad that the adjectives piece of shit or merely shit no longer suffice to describe its inherent shitiness.
3. Adverb
Sometimes hyphenated, said as one word.
2. adjective: Used to describe something so bad that the adjectives piece of shit or merely shit no longer suffice to describe its inherent shitiness.
3. Adverb
Sometimes hyphenated, said as one word.
by Moses50a November 14, 2006
Get the bag of shitmug. adj: between sober and falling-down drunk (guess based on context). Subject has consumed some alcohol, is buzzed, rowdy, having a good time.
heard in the raunchy, bawdy performances of John Valby a.k.a. Dr. Dirty, usually performed live at bars.
heard in the raunchy, bawdy performances of John Valby a.k.a. Dr. Dirty, usually performed live at bars.
Oh, you guys in the second set are half in the bag, you can't remember shit. (when the audience forgets new lines of a singalong)
by trigonman3 August 2, 2004
Get the half in the bagmug. 1. A girl that fucks you
then your best friend
then your cousin
then your best friend's cousin
and your bro
then the guy next door
then his neighbor
then a random dude form the bar
then the next day her Facebook status says "I love my hubby"
2. A female that could potentially fuck a entire family tree and possibly the entire town they reside in, while supposedly being in a committed relationship.
then your best friend
then your cousin
then your best friend's cousin
and your bro
then the guy next door
then his neighbor
then a random dude form the bar
then the next day her Facebook status says "I love my hubby"
2. A female that could potentially fuck a entire family tree and possibly the entire town they reside in, while supposedly being in a committed relationship.
Me: I totally got brained off by Roxy last night!
Friend: What!?!?! Are you sure because I fucking layed pipe like the mario brothers on that.
Me: Hey, I just hope it was before you got your turn. You know she is a total whore bag.
Friend: What!?!?! Are you sure because I fucking layed pipe like the mario brothers on that.
Me: Hey, I just hope it was before you got your turn. You know she is a total whore bag.
by At0msk May 26, 2010
Get the Whore Bagmug. Kevin, at the pool: Hey what's that clacking noise?
Mark, puffing out his chest: That's my marble bag. Check it out.
Kevin, cupping: Not bad, not bad.
Mark, jumping back: Hey! Look, but no touch!
Kevin: I've held better.
Mark, puffing out his chest: That's my marble bag. Check it out.
Kevin, cupping: Not bad, not bad.
Mark, jumping back: Hey! Look, but no touch!
Kevin: I've held better.
by Pantaloon February 9, 2008
Get the marble bagmug. a useless fuck. Normally a co-worker who does not pull their weight nearly enough. They tend to drove in packs in the military, ie: navy
by papoose24 December 21, 2009
Get the shit bagmug.