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1. the kind of person who would have a swell mullet and matching beard
2. the kind of person who boned your mom on his kickass motorcycle
3. the kind of person who uses vodka to make his alcohol less potent
4. the kind of person who has a lot of guns and is a lumberjack
Citizen: what is the name of the guy who wrestled a bear jumped through a hoop of fire killed bin laden eat ten steaks raw bone ur mom on a flying motorcycle over a volacano all while lumberjacking?

other citizen : Axel
Axel by Axel the lumberjack November 24, 2013
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To ask someone a question, in past tence.
I axed Pedro a question, and all I gots was some "shh's".
axed by LiL_T October 18, 2006
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Axel is so gay
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AxeManson 

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AxeManson by Anonymous June 2, 2003

Axel Smash 

A Smash used by the Best street fighter warriors
AXEL SMASH!!!!!!!!!! *Knocks them into the air*
*Jumps* *Spikes them back down*
Axel Smash by Darthjawafett July 12, 2009
Axel, also known as Aksel in medieval times, is a name of which carries a burned. In one of the books found in the 'Library of Old', a recently discovered medieval library which was found buried under Rome, it states that "Those who bare the holy name of Aksel shall be the ones to grip the weak from purgatory and rise them to heaven, in the previous millennia only 2 Aksels have done this feat, one of which was when he awakened Jesus, sadly this information shall stay at rest here till the end of times for this was the order of the Pope'. If by chance anyone finds this book, ally yourself with a man of said name for if he were to be this holy being and awake from his dormant rest, he will show mercy to thee but if you were his foe, I only wish you luck..."
Axel is a being sent from the heavens by God himself to rid these foul lands from sin...
Axel by Armodragnnet January 22, 2019
Probably the sweetest guy on earth. When you firstmeet him he can be a total prick but when you get to know him he can be the nicest person in the world. Not to mention his looks are so handsome and clever.
Damn, I wish Axeel was mine.
axeel by Fwtr January 29, 2020