A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.
*fart noise*
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"
by Mathius_Dragoon March 03, 2010
Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard
by danimal crush cup April 26, 2010
When you find a drunk girl at the pub and take her home but she has bad gas and when fucking her you quickly slip into her asshole and fuck her fast and hard and pull out really fast so that she either farts or shits, she will most likely be angry too
by Talonghoul December 30, 2015
1. An extremely foul smell caused from any multitude of malodorous, poorly combined noxious odors.
2. Something crawled up your ass and died.
2. Something crawled up your ass and died.
1. (Used when America still owned industry)
Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!
Wife: No, paper plant.
2. Person A: Did you fart?
Person B: No.
Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.
Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!
Wife: No, paper plant.
2. Person A: Did you fart?
Person B: No.
Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.
by skunker09 December 01, 2009
by aggfdsgdsn June 28, 2007
When a woman throws up on your cock during a blowjob. So called because of the well known fact that New Jersey is worst smelling state in the US.
by SrslyYouGuys October 23, 2009
by RickHammer November 07, 2021