Arse-anal

When someone has a arsenal of fuck buddies.

Guy 1: bro I have so many fuck buddies
Guy 2: so you have an arse-anal
Guy 1: what's that
Guy 2: when you have a lot of fuck buddies

by Lololollollololololololollolol July 25, 2017

arse hole corsair

A person who mounts raids on arse holes with his fleshy cutlass.

Stay away from bars in Clapham, its full of arse hole corsairs

by Muggs August 28, 2006

Arse Fodder

Toilet paper or Roll used to clean up after you nip one off.

Excuse me darling! would you pass me a roll of arse fodder, I have just nipped one off.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

arse word

The immortal word 'Quite', which is an incredibly flexible word which can be used to answer any question or statement. It often precedes the word 'spog' in conversations between those who understand the true beauty of that arse word.

Quite (that arse word).

by Wormy December 22, 2003

arse warm

The state of an object being warm having been sat on and/or warmed by an arse.

"Could I borrow a pen?"
"Sure. It's a bit arse warm."
"I'll ask somebody else."

by No Name Johnny December 28, 2005

arse-cockle

Alternative term for a hemorrhoid (a.k.a. arse grape).

I'm suffering from the discharge from my arse-cockles and it's causing me some rather unpleasant chaffing in the pants region.

by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006

arse chewed

meaning getting told off, by someone, could be parent, teachers or managers

"i got my arse chewed at work for being late

by uk girl September 15, 2008