Hot-tarded

Incredibly gorgeous, incredibly dumb.

"OMG, that chick over at the ATM is SO hot!"
"Dude, she thinks it's a vending machine"
"Meh, hot-tarded, but hot"

by jjudy April 29, 2009

tard fringe

A hairstyle in which the fringe is cut to finish well above the eyebrows, resulting in the wearer looking mentally subnormal.

"Lula used to look so hot until she got a tard fringe, now I don't know if I should date her or mop up her drool."

by Space Coyote August 4, 2007

Bull Tard

A degenerate gambler who always thinks the crypto market is going to go up. The most famous example of a bull-tard is a person called 'Scipio'

"Scipio was such a bull tard last night" says Anon, "yeh I know, wtf why was he such a bull tard, bitcoin was never going to reach 16k"

by Monetae_Anon April 8, 2020

wayne tard

a person who assumes any song either by or featuring lil wayne is incredibly awesome, even if its horrible and sounds like all 500 of his other songs.

trey: yo man you diggin waynes new ish?

mike: yeah bro its completely original.

cory: yall is wayne tards.

by D1Z3W March 30, 2010

Fuck Tard

Idiotic, Someone who's a complete and utter moron beyond a reason of a doubt

Your such a fuck tard!

by amoffitt05 September 30, 2006

e-tard

The guy at a days inn running thru the hallway at 7 AM screaming, "THIS CARPET IS SO SOFT! ITS SO COMFY! YOU HAVE TO COME FEEL THIS!!!"

holy jeez. Trak is a complete e-tard right now. Can we just lock him out?

by Siggy April 25, 2005

e-tard

someone who uses exctacy on a regular basis and still thinks that their brain functions normally.
short for extacy-retard

Check out all the e-tards giving each other massages in the dark dirty corner over there.
Or.
Damn, another e-tard party.

by grkdaisy February 9, 2003