A friend who only asks you to come to a party or social gathering when they think you can't come and make up excuses if you say you can come
Person 1:"hay, john just asked me to play video games with him and when i said yes he said he had a headache and that his ears hurt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
by Merlin Xavier June 20, 2021
Get the Andremug. Andre is a fucking savage
by Fukknibba August 11, 2017
Get the Andremug. That Spanish boy/man who is very retarded and he loves to play video games and usually talks about video games. He loves his girlfriend very much and will always hug her and trying to cuddle her as much as he can. He wants to give her the conq but NOoooOoOooo thats not until the future!!!!
by emo.bum.idiot April 16, 2019
Get the Andresmug. (White Andre) Big nose mothafuka, drip with no looks. Usually drives a badass trail blazer. Devotes his life and employee to to McDonald’s. Would rather make friends than enemies. Could fuck but holds out for right girl.
Your a fucking bitch Andre
by Andre2105 August 5, 2021
Get the Andremug. He is without comparison. Regardless of your personal beliefs, Giovanni Andres is the epitome of modern of advancement of the human race. He crafted this earth we live in today from his bare hands and provided many essential and natural resources to fuel the human race. Whether or not we are in times of crisis WE will always look up upon him on our knees thanking him for providing such an opulent way of life. HE as an individual is triumphant amongst his fellow long term business partner Jefferson Bezos, he climbs on top of him in terms of wealth, perseverance, and success. Also an owner of many companies and an extraordinary skillfully in the stock market. His ability to pleasure the females without the power of his penis is one to none, from interviews from individual resources say to be careful bringing your partner around him for she may fall in love with him for his massive a top tier male physique. Some say he trained Poseidon to reach his physique as well. In conclusion he is simply just HIM.
"The Comforter, the Son, the Almighty, the Alpha and Omega, the one and only Giovanni. He is in fact God"
"Oh my, my pussy is so wet is that Giovanni Andres"
"Oh my, my pussy is so wet is that Giovanni Andres"
by Xou Linn February 12, 2023
Get the Giovanni Andresmug. The most awesome curly haired MF ever
You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome
(This totally isn't Andres writing this)
You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome
(This totally isn't Andres writing this)
Person 1: hey, did you see Andres walking over there
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.
by Totsllynotandres January 12, 2022
Get the Andresmug.