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by MonkeLandKing December 29, 2023
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The Dirty Monk

When making love in an aggressive style, just before you cum, you ram your cock in your partners mouth, yell "GRENADE OUT" then punch them in the head...
Man 1: Man I gave Eljay "The Dirty Monk" last night!
Man 2: Damn bro while was watching Vtubers?
Man 1: Yeah.
by Skatinmonk April 15, 2022
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Monke

Monke means Gianni, Marco, Anthony, Jack, And David we are all Monke that eat bananas but Monke is not *Monkey* because Monke is family
by Gg.vr and stone of healing February 27, 2022
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Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.
I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.
by New English July 6, 2010
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Monke

A joking way of using the word monkey. Usually used in memes
by Hashira_ January 23, 2022
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Monk Crater

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding
If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.
by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013
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