Stanley Straight

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.

"Oh my god look at my Stanley hair today!"
"This hairstyle? It's totally Stanley Straight"

by Tobicat August 18, 2017

Straight X

Disatisfaction with a particular issue. Can be used for people and events.

Similar to sack and straight sack
Can be spelt using str8 X

Matthew: Do u wanna go movies?
Max: straight X

Matthew: What do u think bout mike?
Max: That guy is a Straight X

by Idekwydttm March 12, 2019

Damb straight

Not as agressive as damn straight but more of a see he gets it type vibe.

Vinny- I can't unscrew this bottle
Bart- its cause your a retard
Josh- damb straight

by UncleSlav November 5, 2021

straight cake

Dope. Straight up cool. A positive vibe.

Das straight cake, yo!

by CTyankee July 18, 2017

Straight Girl

A girl or woman who is exclusively or almost exclusively attracted romantically and\(slash)or sexually attracted to men.

Alice is a straight girl because she is a girl who is only attracted to men. Alex is also a straight girl however she once thought a female celebrity is pretty but besides that she is exclusively attracted to males.

by Doggoro December 29, 2022

Straight at the gate

A guy who is gay while in prison but he is straight when he is released.

You were sucking dick in prison why not now? Or you one of those straight at the gate mofo’s?

by BB= broke bitch August 7, 2019

straight clownin

When someone is acting like a straight clown, usually by saying stupid things and by acting like whatever they do is funny. This is usually performed by frat boys, or by young kids who think they are cool, and anyone else who is just a clown.

Those fucking guys are straight clownin.

by anusman2009 October 31, 2009