by Genial1232 April 18, 2015
Get the Wipe my ass with itmug. When one is without toilet paper and or baby wipes, they must “hillbilly baby wipe” themselves. Simply spit on your fingers run them through your ass hole and you have completed the hillbilly baby wipe.
by Gbomb69 February 15, 2021
Get the Hillbilly baby wipemug. On St Patrick’s Day in a crowded bar in a women’s bathroom you pee on the only roll of toilet paper in the bar because you are from jersey and that’s how you roll.
The bitches were pounding on the bathroom door to hurry up so I gave them the Jersey wet wipe and bailed.
by KorinaRina April 17, 2019
Get the The Jersey Wet Wipemug. Although entirely socially unacceptable, his twisted judgment led him to believe that Skype ‘n Wipe was somehow OK.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
Get the Skype ‘n Wipemug. A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.
Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020
Get the Hyperactive Wiping Disordermug. A common send-off in the morning by one spouse to the other now that we continue to work long into old age and may need little reminders here and there.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2020
Get the Don’t forget to wipe!mug. When a man, while sitting on the crapper, attempts to wipe himself after crapping but accidentally swipes his hanging nuts with doo-doo stained toilet paper.
Man, my girlfriend and I were about to do it for the first time last night until she grabbed by balls and suffered the remnants of a cocoa nut wipe.
by King Pip January 21, 2009
Get the Cocoa Nut Wipemug.