Matt Lewis

The sexiest specimen alive. Played Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter movies, and went from a really fat, shy little boy to a freaking hot, sexy, amazing guy. Sometimes used to refer to someone that has successfully traveled through puberty. Or someone that's just really hot.
Girl One: Whoa, remember him in kindergarten?
Girl Two: Total Matt Lewis.
by ILoveYouMattLewis June 03, 2013
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Matt Holt

Fictional character from Netflix’s Voltron: Legendary Defender.
Brother of Pidge (Katie Holt).
Meme god and great boyfriend material who made a terrible decision about his haircut.

His ponytail will be missed.
I adore Matt Holt. Back off hoes, he’s mine and mine only.
by em000ly December 22, 2018
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Matt Night

Time for you and the boys to get together in your living room and stuff all your mattresses in there. Drink the night away and wake up to some Mimosas by 12:00pm. At 12:24pm you finish your drinks and have a 2 minute buffer to finish. Keep going for as long as you want!
Its Matt Night baby! You know what that means...
by BLUERAINE March 17, 2020
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rapey-matt

A creepy interaction by a boomer with someone of the opposite sex who is in a relationship and unaware.
Rapey-matt occurs when a Matt corners a female in a nightclub to let her know of her beauty (rapey intentions)
by Rapey-Matt November 07, 2019
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Matt's Dad

The most indestructible being the internets has ever known. the only power known to rival matts dad is Chuck Norris but even he is slightly weaker than him. His power lever is equal to Infinite and that of chameleons. He eats emo kids. and is a known mobster
1) HOLY SHIT ITS Matt's Dad!!!! (you wont be able to scream anything else if you see him)
by Private Pussylicker1555 May 24, 2009
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matt bastard

A fat lazy liar incapable of paying debts while living off of the disability of his family members.
That lazy, lying, lagging, loser, is such a matt bastard.
by Credit 4 Life August 19, 2014
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Matt Levine

Matt Levine n,verb.

Matt Levine is more recent idealogy that has permeated through the western world, a product of the desire for a luxury, ultra-expensive, uber-exclusive and uberficial lifestyle that was the ugly side effect of years of excess in the ‘easy money’ pre subprime era.

Although there have been rumours and sightings of the Real ‘Matt Levine’, no one has provided concrete evidence of birth place/date or sightings of the ‘actual person’, and is assumed to be an imaginary nom de guerre given to this pretentious ethos, and the douchebag disciples of this cult who infect all the major cities. The hysterical devotees ritually seek the velvet ropes of clubs/bars that they cannot get into for worship, drink Reyka vodka and Armand de Brignac champagne as communion, and idolize Celebrity.

The imaginary Matt Levine’s doppelganger, is the equally imaginary Tyler Durden (Fight Club) who despises materialism and consumerism. (Matt) Levinery reached its height when He opened a luxury bar, The Eldridge, in New York, for His ‘ friends and family’ to hang out provided they bring their ‘laser-engraved entry cards that say Guest of Matt Levine’

Matt Levine’s regularly use soundbites like “It’s who you are and who you know”, “Everyone I know goes away ( from NYC) on the weekends”, “I'm a Nikki Beach Black Card holder, ….. I can fill you in on what it is like to drink Reyka with Beckham”
“ Matt Levine does not belong in the LES (Lower East Side)”

“This place has been Levine’d”

“Who the fuck is Matt Levine?”
by kramersconscience August 12, 2008
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