by Barry McCockinnerass November 13, 2019
Get the Long-dickstancemug. a being capable of destroying existance as a whole and can create billions of different types of existance no other fictional character can not compete whith him can will be erased from existance and will be wiped out in others memory of the person he his above existance and this is only at 110% of his power imagine 1000% that would be capable of duplicating the fabric of reality a million times so basicly he is the god of everything.
by WeeWinkyPoo September 4, 2021
Get the long carmug. Our Lord and Savior. Long Cow was the one who created the universe and everything on it. The most accurate representation of Long Cow is shown in one of William Henry Davis' paintings called 'prize cow'. The painting depicts Long Cow in the form he was at when he achieved moksha. This form was known as the 'true form' by his worshippers. The four gods under him; Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Polish Toilet and Sans are the ones who preached the religion all across the planet earth. Recently however, Long Cow has disappeared. It is theorized that the reason for his disappearance is because of his disappointment in humanity after watching a music video by dream called 'Mask'. Long Cow is often confused for Polish cow. In reality, Polish Cow is Long Cow's alternate form.
by Euro-kun July 28, 2021
Get the long cowmug. The act of lying down, particularly focusing on being as long as possible for maximum release and stretch.
by dontpanicKEEPCLAM March 8, 2012
Get the Longing outmug. Long Lake is an 11 mile long lake in the heart of Maine's Lakes Region. Superior to neighboring Sebago Lake for its causeway and lots of options for Entertainment and food at both ends of the lake. Best lake in all of Maine, home to the Songo River Queen II Paddle Boat. Fuck you Sebago
Guy 1: ya I went to long lake this weekend it's fucking dope
Guy 2: I stayed at that shithole Point Sebago, and I didn't do shit and there were rich people everywhere
Guy 2: I stayed at that shithole Point Sebago, and I didn't do shit and there were rich people everywhere
by NokomisNorth June 1, 2017
Get the Long Lakemug. It's the long term clowning of ones self. The lifetime clowning that's so slow and devious that you don't see it coming.
One morning Yahoo Serious got out of bed, made coffee, read the paper, and went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he looked in the mirror, he realized for the first time that he had been on the Long Clown.
by SeanDingo June 20, 2008
Get the The Long Clownmug. How Long The cook in a cheap Chinese restaurant. When you hear the waitress yell How Long she's not concerned with when you get your food, she's on the cook's ass to get it moving so she can have her smoke break. How Long
Hey; How Long, get your little chink ass movin', gimmie that kung pow chicken for these assholes at table three. It's time for my smoke break.
by Isack Sack January 8, 2009
Get the How Longmug.