Kenny

A pedo that has money. He walks on his table with barefoot. He has a wine cellar that he fucks women in. A real fucking pedo. He also uses tinder often and now has a girlfriend from the app.

N: OMG, I can't believe you dated him... EW!
O: He is such a Kenny, I couldn't resist.
N: Yea, until he rapes you in his wine cellar. Gross!

by TheEmployee December 11, 2019

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Kenny

Kenny is an adorable, kind, and sweet guy. Everyone he blesses with his presence will be eternally grateful. Every time he walks into a room he brightens it up. He listens to his crazy girlfriend rant about how to make ramen and cats and never makes her feel stupid for tripping over her words. He is a gem. If you know Kenny, treat him as best as you can. He deserves it.

Kenny is a fallen angel. I want to be with him forever.

by Quagsire_Lord August 21, 2022

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Kenny

Poor

"How much money do you have?"
"Not a lot..."
"You're so Kenny."

by Thy-nerd October 12, 2025

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Kenni

Hot as fuck. So freaking cute you will certainly stutter when trying to talk to him. Kenni is the reason the word perfect was invented, and many consider him to actually be a secret weapon engineered in a high-tech lab. Everybody loves and envies Kenni: from insanely handsome to insightful, from effortlessly funny to brilliant, he is what little children dream of being and what adults wish they were

Yesterday I spoke to Kenni and got a raging erection just by looking at him, while at the same time he blew my mind talking quantum science... It's so unfair he's so perfect, he must be an engineered Chinese lab weapon

by bufferingbadger July 4, 2024

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