Fat Fail

When you are unable to preform a task successfully because of your weight or fat rolls.

Did you see Jen try to pick up the pencil she dropped? What a fat fail.

by mcdok August 30, 2009

Road Fat

When you're driving along the road and the vibrations of the terrrain cause your ciculatory system to enlarge your male phallus into a chub.

"I was driving my car to mcdonalds and got a road fat."

by Peanutknight October 3, 2021

Violently Fat

When somebody is so fat you feel like you have been physically assaulted just from looking at them.

Bro, that guy is so violently fat I feel like I was just mugged!

by quartermile October 8, 2010

fat lung

A condition usually referring to laziness or a reluctance to do physical activity or even eating a lot of food. The only known cure to fat lung is jogging, maybe swimming.

"Hey Joe you want to go to the gym?" "No I got fat lung."
"That's your 3rd double bacon cheeseburger." "Yeah I got fat lung."

by IntenseSquirrel August 26, 2014

chip fat

The British term for left over oil from French fries

Did you fill up your gas tank with chip fat?

by Neneleaksallovertheplace February 7, 2014

FAT LILS

in the words of Charlie, this is a definition of when a female has abnormally large breasts, often deceivingly so.

'Shit, when she took off her top she had some fat lils!'

by CRAZYJAMESG June 24, 2006

Fat Cactus

Name given to male genitalia from which the pubic hair has been shaven but has begun to grow back, and has made said genitalia prickly.

Jake's Fat Cactus caused great discomfort to his lady-friend's nether regions.

by M.S. Incarnadine March 4, 2009