A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"
Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon
Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like
Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like
Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
by Ason12 January 26, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.
by el colon June 18, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is Brandon
by Small Dick Boi February 4, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. by Hubert Cockroach April 3, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a savage
by Ffru re dc ht June 2, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day
He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips
He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips
Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better
by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. He has a large ego, small dick, many pubes, and a dad body with double D tits. A complete thundercunt that dates an alien, and is fake as fuck.
Rebecca: Wow I have some competition
Jamie: Of what
Rebecca: Brandon's tits are almost as big as mine
Jamie: Of what
Rebecca: Brandon's tits are almost as big as mine
by BrandonsFuckingTits November 10, 2018
Get the Brandonmug.