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Brandon

A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"
Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon

Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like

Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
by Ason12 January 26, 2010
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Brandon

A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.
During th OJ trial that Kato Kalin sure was a "Brandon".
by el colon June 18, 2010
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Brandon

Small Asian guy with hair longer than my dick.
Brandon is Brandon
by Small Dick Boi February 4, 2019
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Brandon

Oh Look Brandon ate another pizza pie in 3 seconds
by Hubert Cockroach April 3, 2019
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Brandon

Just an ordinary savage.
A.k.a crazy motherfucker
Brandon is a savage
by Ffru re dc ht June 2, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day

He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips
Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better
by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019
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Brandon

He has a large ego, small dick, many pubes, and a dad body with double D tits. A complete thundercunt that dates an alien, and is fake as fuck.
Rebecca: Wow I have some competition
Jamie: Of what
Rebecca: Brandon's tits are almost as big as mine
by BrandonsFuckingTits November 10, 2018
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