Milk Mop

A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.

"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"

"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

mop

Mop is the ultimate slang word. It is a Gen Z slang word which does not have a base meaning. It's purpose is to be used in any context replacing most slang words like sigma, rizz, skibidi and so on. Mop can be a noun (mop), verb (mopped), adjective (moppy), pronoun (mop/mopper) and it can be anything.

Bro is mopped
Bro has a W mop
That's mopping

by seathesauce June 29, 2024

back alley mopping

When you get hit by a car and take the driver behind the smoke shop to eat her ass instead of calling the cops.

Linda hit me at 7Eleven so I took her behind the smoke shop and gave her a back alley mopping while she yelled "Oh, Asia!"

by Cum Cracker February 16, 2023

Mopping king

Person (Hasse) who is known for mopping to excellence

Little better at mopping than others is called mopping king

by Deck crew November 21, 2024

dirty mop slide

a dance you do when you are around your friends... has to do with the the flags gurls keep in their purses... something you laugh about till death

i.e. Do you still have the dirty mop?

by AngelBabie89007 March 30, 2004

Mop it up

Having a fucking a good time. Killing it on the dance floor.

Girl, she mopped it tf up last night!! The club went crazy

I need a night to just mop it up with my bestie Brian

by kittytrilogies December 14, 2023

butter mop

One’s butter mop is your hairy ball sack that you swipe across that gooey mess between her nether regions and clean it up after you’re done fucking a lovely bitch you submitted your manbutter excessively all over 👍

We ran out of moist towelettes and I had to use my butter mop to clean up that mess of manbutter because she would’ve been dripping all the way to the shower

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself May 15, 2018