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Callum

Callum is a jack ass with a small penis that watches porn every night and masturbates to a wierd looking pillow and has no friends since he is very lonely and gets no girls with his small penis
Callum is a gay homophobic like your mom
by callum is a jerk November 2, 2021
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callum-scully

when you drink alone and talk to any boy/girl in england
sorry i cant come out tonight, im doing a callum-scully
by swagboi7905 November 19, 2021
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Callum Goldring

this mans cock is down to his knees. And will bang Scott Brown.
by penis suckker March 10, 2022
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Callum and Rachel

Together they are perfect and unstoppable

no matter what gets in their way it always works out
have you seen callum and rachel? they’re perfect!
by RK<3 March 24, 2022
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Callum Stewart

This is a person who thinks he has a huge dick but actually needs a microscope to see it.
'You're such a Callum Stewart'.
by Jacko7_YT March 28, 2022
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Callum Elphinstone

This person has the biggest cock anyone had ever seen
wow callum elphinstone has a massive cock
by anonymous January 24, 2022
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Callum Whitta

He is very great in bed even better than Aston Barsley and lots of women flock to him for his great looks and tall height as well as give a bj.
Have you seen Callum Whitta?
No I think hes getting a bj from ten girls.
by Ithinkjoemamaishotaf January 25, 2022
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