Brad

A person who like to pop

I'm Brad and I like to POP pop POp POP

by word2thebird December 6, 2018

Brad

A man, that for some reason no one can explain, a lot of people like. He has influence on people for no reason. People get mad at him but go back to meat ride him. He’s your stereotypically big ego-bro person. Vocubalry consists of, “Bro, dude.” Often refers to things as “cash money.” Thinks he’s good at everything. Girls like him for no reason at all other than he is simply a Brad. People like him for no other reason than he is a Brad. The Brad can never be truly explained.
Vocab -
Bro
Cash money
Dude
Characteristics -
Gets mad at someone who is better than him
Universe size ego
Tall
Often blonde/brown hair
White
Usually German (or some axis power race)
Curses
Funny but cause of stupid and offense jokes/comments
Retarted but funny
Plays shooter games
People meat ride him for no reason
Dick-headed
Cocky
Sometimes rude

“Who is that tall blonde kid? Why are people following him he looks like a douche?”

“Oh, that’s cause he’s a brad.”

by JustFacts1294 December 8, 2018

Brad

A man, that for some reason no one can explain, a lot of people like. He has influence on people for no reason. People get mad at him but go back to meat ride him. He’s your stereotypically big ego-bro person. Vocubalry consists of, “Bro, dude.” Often refers to things as “cash money.” Thinks he’s good at everything. Girls like him for no reason at all other than he is simply a Brad. People like him for no other reason than he is a Brad. The Brad can never be truly explained.
Vocab -
Bro
Cash money
Dude
Characteristics -
Gets mad at someone who is better than him
Universe size ego
Tall
Often blonde/brown hair
White
Usually German (or some axis power race)
Curses
Funny but cause of stupid and offense jokes/comments
Retarted but funny
Plays shooter games
People meat ride him for no reason
Dick-headed
Cocky
Sometimes rude

“Who is that tall blonde kid? Why are people following him he looks like a douche?”

“Oh, that’s cause he’s a brad.”

by JustFacts1294 December 8, 2018

brad

a brad who is not a douche.

That guy gets a bad rap because he works out, he's a brad.

by Esarey December 11, 2018

Brad Pyles

Constantly wanting to eat after every softball game. Makes it hard to get a rhythm

I'm going to brad Pyles this tournament.

by ScottMann August 13, 2017

Brad

Currently overdosing on Oxy

Goddamit Brad not again

by ass shmooper August 26, 2017

brad

an absolute weapon who cannot be banged

hey look theres brad zouting and fruiting

by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018