by Flesh Gordon January 21, 2006
Get the zipper piggy mug.I need to go to the doctor to get my zipoteh checked.
That zipoteh used to sleep with everyone on the block, now he has an STD.
That zipoteh used to sleep with everyone on the block, now he has an STD.
by gonzaka March 30, 2010
Get the zipoteh mug.The act of engaging sexual intercourse while both parties involved keep their clothes on. Analogous to dry humping. Often performed when time factors into coitus.
by Captain Quigglebottoms March 23, 2011
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i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly
damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions
i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly
damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions
by schwingschwongbyah May 14, 2011
Get the zipper malfunction mug.A type of zipper seen on a jacket (particularly fleece jackets) positioned directly over the nipples. Nipple zippers are most recognized when in pairs. When the zipper is pointing up the nipple zippers are considered to be perky.
We could tell that Jae was in a good mood on Monday because his nipple zippers were looking quite perky.
by Andy "Pants" Jones March 7, 2008
Get the nipple zipper mug.I went to a hotel room with my boyfriend, hungry for sex, and had a zipper dinner. I ate so much my face got chapped.
by Betty Rocks September 24, 2006
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