sick yoga feet

The what? The Rats!

The Food water.

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Yeah

The definition is having really really really skinny legs
and then when the food is together with the leg there’s water inside like

then when you stand like this, you stand like this

no that’s it thank you

He really had some nasty “Yoga Feet”

I went to yoga this morning and I thought I was gonna have the most peaceful hour of lent life which i needed
and when i entered the room ai saw two bobbly wobbly doubly “sick yoga feet”
and it turned my world upside down.

by Rockette Morton June 23, 2024

cigar yoga

Monica Lewinsky's idea of doing yoga exercises

Bill Clinton originally invented cigar yoga after a woman in need of some backshots needed a tug, with a cigar in his mouth, the sexual innuendos emerged, the smoking and stretching has begun..

by Hunta Davie March 7, 2024

cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole ass lit cigar

Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try some Cigar Yoga!

by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024

cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole lit cigar involved

Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try Cigar Yoga!

by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024

Street Yoga

When a person is thrown from any moving vehicle, but usually a motorcycle, and proceeds to tumble like a ragdoll down the road. Can also be used when talking about bicycle or skateboard accidents.

Buddy was splitting traffic at a 100 mph, when he hit a car and... STREET YOGA!

by Tooncez April 2, 2024

Street yoga

When a person is thrown from a moving vehicle, usually a motorcycle, and is hurled down the street failing and twisting like a ragdoll. Can also refer to bicycle or skateboard accidents as well.

Buddy was splitting traffic at 100mph, hit a car and did street yoga for two blocks.

by Tooncez April 2, 2024

Bed Yoga

Sex.

Sometimes a nice session of bed yoga is just what ya need.

by basedmeant December 18, 2024