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Once a good site for sharing and watching videos, it is now a place for prepubescent kids with video cameras to upload Jackass reenactments and video blogs about their uneventful lives. It also has a comment system full of bad grammar, chain letters, and advertisements.
Kid 1: Hey guys did you see my cool new youtube video? Me and the other 3rd graders jumped of of a 2 foot hill and then rolled around unnecessarily to make it seem like it was more life threatening.
Kid 2: I am so gonna comment on that and give it 5 stars.

Comment 1: dude leik schweet im leik amaized n stund
Comment 2: ~~~~Go to myuneventfulblog.com~~~~
Comment 3: 6 days from now you will find the love of your life if you post this 20 more times. If you don't you will die from a lightning blot.
by GeneralGore September 26, 2007
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youtube junkie

someone who is addicted to youtube. they will be on it everyday checking out new videos. they don't go out much "incase someone post a new video" usually watches weird stuff
sometimes confused with computer junkie. but if they continue they may become one
friend- hey do ya wanna go to the movies with the crew?
youtube junkie- can't (stares in screen)
friend- why?
youtube junkie- this dude just posted this cool video
friend- you are such a youtube junkie
by kitty$ August 3, 2008
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Youtube Money

Getting paid by Youtube to make videos
Hey there, you're hott, wanna come to my pad? My bed's made out of youtube money

I get the youtube money and the youtube money/get the youtube money/and the views gonna come/I get the youtube money and the youtube money/get the youtube money/and you get none...a a a o o o, a a a o o o, a a...
by JizzCooler October 9, 2010
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YouTube Quality

A blocky, pixely, and blurry quality of a particular video on the internet or the vision of a drunken person
Example 1:

Person 1: "Hey did you see Steve in the the background of the new video?"

Person 2: "Nah, the video is in YouTube Quality, so he looks like a blur."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Do you remember when Jesse jumped off the roof of your house?"
Person 2: "Kind of. I think was seeing YouTube Quality at the time."
by *Panda Corndog* August 22, 2009
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hello youtubes

wat muscian ronald jeenkes says b4 every song he plays.
by SchniderD33 June 23, 2009
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Youtube Philosopher

People who think the know everything on youtube. And to prove their knowledge, they fight with fifteen year old teens on video comments. Most of the time these comments have nothing to do with the video and end up being about how America is better then England or vice verso.
Video on: Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang)
Teen: haha, having sex like an animal

Youtube Philosopher: @Teen. People actually do that sir.

Teen: @Philosopher, yeah like your mom.

*Continues for pages*
by loading.thursday February 10, 2010
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weird side of youtube

an unoriginal phrase that describes the part of youtube where all the videos/video suggestions are strange,meaningless and usuall y kindof gross there will usually be a top comment that says "looks like I crossed over to the weird side up youtube" with like 50 thumbs up.
I started off watching niggahigga and ended up watching worlds largest zit, I need to stop crossing over to the weird side of youtube.
by qwertty92837373 November 21, 2011
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