you see a man wearing a life size costume of a lobster it’s probably will wyatt, honestly couldn’t tell you anything else notable about that man except for the fact that he walks around the east village in a life size lobster costume
You see that?
No.
How about now?
Do I see what?
That.
Oh.
Right?
Yeah. Is that Will Wyatt?
No.
Oh. My bad.
No.
How about now?
Do I see what?
That.
Oh.
Right?
Yeah. Is that Will Wyatt?
No.
Oh. My bad.
by Mcribsz November 23, 2021

Wyatt is a color used to describe objects, but mainly, it also means a kind of adult toy, or sex toy, used for sex for woman.
by English Professor of HBS January 8, 2024

by lghtngcchoo December 1, 2018

If you have a Miss Wyatt she will likely be your personal assistant. Because Miss Wyatt is Aquarius, she is normally extremely stubborn but always give over to what the boss wants. A Miss Wyatt is extremely mysterious and secretive, although they strive to be sexy they are for the most part cute and innocent. Occasionally achieving their aim.
Typically fuelled by caffeine it is essential that you also provide rewards to her good work, if feeling underappreciated Miss Wyatt can inflict the most harmful pranks. Outside of work hours Miss Wyatt will likely be found binging on wine and reading dark stories. Typically Miss Wyatt will be attracted to a 'Wayne', this can cause serious tension in the workplace. She has a fantastic memory so be careful what you say to her, and as she is stubborn; even when you compliment her on her beauty she will claim you said she has no game.
If you cannot control Miss Wyatt, AVOID AT ALL COST.
Typically fuelled by caffeine it is essential that you also provide rewards to her good work, if feeling underappreciated Miss Wyatt can inflict the most harmful pranks. Outside of work hours Miss Wyatt will likely be found binging on wine and reading dark stories. Typically Miss Wyatt will be attracted to a 'Wayne', this can cause serious tension in the workplace. She has a fantastic memory so be careful what you say to her, and as she is stubborn; even when you compliment her on her beauty she will claim you said she has no game.
If you cannot control Miss Wyatt, AVOID AT ALL COST.
1. A: "My secretary forgot to send off our checks" B: "Ah, she must be a Miss Wyatt"
2. "Miss Wyatt is passed out drunk on wine again in the Penny Black"
3. A: "Is that a woman playing mens cricket?!" B: "Yes, that is Miss Wyatt, don't worry she can't catch".
2. "Miss Wyatt is passed out drunk on wine again in the Penny Black"
3. A: "Is that a woman playing mens cricket?!" B: "Yes, that is Miss Wyatt, don't worry she can't catch".
by Z's Boss March 12, 2025

Piece of pinny skenis. Ben Tisherman is a fag Caleb eats ass. Gabe is a fat potato. Jestin is a weeaboo
Get down on it wyatts mom
by Goldenspace21 April 24, 2018

despite the fact that most of you think wyatts are sweet people, most of them are utter dumbasses who dont know what they're doing. they easily break tension, and do not know good times to make jokes, immature idiots who can somehow find a way to make u giggle at the stupidest shit. they're far from wonderful people, but they certainly can become friends with lots of people.
by totallynotcaiuslikewtf- April 14, 2023
