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northern wanker

Anyone above the midlands in England. They are all farmers and wifebeaters, and wear wellington boots to social activities. Watch Coronation Street.
Northern Wanker: "Alight deeerrr louv coulde get me'a bruuuu aaye?"

Translated: "Could you get me a cup of tea please?"
by Ray1282 July 19, 2006
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Lan Wanker

One who masturbates in front of his computer while at a lan party.
by Allen December 7, 2003
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winder, georgia

Person 1- I have to go to winder, georgia today.
Person 2- Damn watch out for the crack heads.
by IRCheshire May 24, 2018
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a warwick wanker

someone from warwaick whoes a fuck off lanky cunt, with a disgusting gormless face and goggle eyes. completly under the thumb. has a fat penis. has moobs. sticks his toe up fannys. got off with gobble. is an insect fucker. likes sexy ginges. gimp. has a big sexy mum
"that lanky fucker over there is a warwick wanker"
by gash hound 2 March 23, 2009
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wickerbill

the guys wickerbill added two inches to the length of his tallywhacker.
by stavin chain August 2, 2003
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Willy wanker

Willy wanker is willy wonkers retarded and autistic inbred brother he is most known for being one of bill Cosbys victim and he fucked a tub of lard
by Niglet GOD June 15, 2017
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wanker

that guy is a wanker
by (****()) August 21, 2022
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