Sand Wedge Wiener

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.

Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”

by Bananawiener March 29, 2019

Wiener Linien

Wiener Linien is the mom of the group AKA the designated driver who makes sure, that everyone gets home safely. She is very environmentally conscious and constantly talks about climate protection. In her hometown she knows every spot, because she is always on the road! Wiener Linien gets along well with everyone - except with people who don't wear their FFP2 mask.

"Thx, Wiener Linien, for bringing my drunk ass home - even in the middle of the night."
"Where would I even go without you, Wiener Linien."

by Goldfish_Herbert November 30, 2021

wiener

the funniest joke you’ll ever hear. a real knee slapped that one is

someone: wiener

everyone else: *spontaneously combusts due to extreme laughter*

by cheemen man January 27, 2021

Wiener Wacker

A wiener wacker is a female or male who bashes penis in an oral way,hand action or could be inserted into a Vagiana (pussy) or taken up the bum (Anal)

"Adam had a good wiener wacker off a random lass last night"

by WienerSausageAb December 29, 2016

Black wiener

Something you suck

I love to suck you hairy, juicy black wiener

by Juicydicklover101 May 7, 2018

clever wiener

The ability to effectively hide a boner. Can also be used by a girl to describe a guy who is good at sex.

Girl 1: so how was it? girl 2: Great! he had quite the clever wiener.

by disturbed cake May 24, 2016

Wiener

A wiener is someone that takes too long to make a left or right turn while a car is coming. Also known as a shannon

Me: you have time, turn left:
Wiener (Shannon): ... ... ....
Me: you are such a wiener

by NotSoThoughtful July 15, 2020