Sleeping Whales

Multiple strands of semi floating vertical Faeces in the toilet water post poo

Nature really reveals itself in amazing places, after eating a midnight snack I went to the toilet and saw sleeping whales in there

by poouaisle April 02, 2020

Queef whale

A person who is a cunt and dampens all fun party activities while also dampening everyone's vibe

Oh fuck, here come Jessica the queef whale. Don't let her kill your vibe bro

by Oakey-dokey May 13, 2016

lonely whale

Lonely whale can be dedicated to a person who was a loner and are in need of comforts just like how the whale swim and sing alone asking for attention of others but in a good way.

Luna was such a lonely whale and nobody noticed her.

by Whalienxxx March 24, 2019

Arctic Whaling

When a man pierces his penis, then as he is about to orgasm, removes it, thereby allowing his semen to eject from the top of the penis

My boyfriends tried arctic whaling last night, he didn't realize how much blood was involved

by schmebalydook August 13, 2019

Bailed and Whaled

When you leave the party to have sex with a horrendously large partner

Why’d you leave the party so early last night? Oh sorry I bailed and whaled

by Harpoon#1 July 05, 2018

Whale Blast

A large uncontrollable explosion of sperm. similar to that that a whale might produce.

Dude, last night i whale blasted all over the place.
She was shocked when i whale blasted.

by BMO69 April 18, 2010

Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole

Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling

by Shelbusxo November 11, 2015