royal wedding

when you cum on your girlfriend's head like a hat

i came so much on her head i gave her a royal wedding, bro

by kate middleton May 21, 2011

weding

the removal of weeds from ones garden

i weeded the garden

by ********* May 14, 2003

wedding chung

The next step up from "wedding cake" which is the ultimate compliment. Often said to a friend when spotting a real hot girl

Dam check that girl out shes wedding cake!
She aint no wedding cake, shes wedding chung!!

by chez11 June 16, 2010

Wedding Glove

When you jizz the in the sleeve of someones jacket sleeve. When the person puts there arm in the sleeve there hand is covered in white.

Teddy Bear why did you jizz in my sleeve? I got Wedding gloved.

by Teddy Beab February 21, 2011

Wedding Cake Surprise

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.

Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.

by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011

Wedding jewel

A wedding jewel is a piercing in the genital area.

The piece of jewellery you will only see after you've wed with someone.

- I'm going for a wedding jewel!
~ Which one?
- An ampallang, or a PA, i have to decide yet.

by Dalliwerke October 23, 2012

Weeping Conch

A term used to describe the action that takes place when a girl who is a squirter is having sex while on her period. The resulting squirt that consists of vaginal fluid and blood is known as a weeping conch.

It was the craziest and grossest thing ever. She went all weeping conch on me!

by the conch finder August 13, 2012