tequila Wednesday

Drinking tequila with Cheyanne on hump day

Tequila Wednesday was so fun with Cheyanne and when we were done drinking it, we humped.

by Tequila wednesday December 28, 2022

comfort couple wednesday

either you comfort your relationship partner or you just look at art of your fictional couple (like mine's pico and bf) OR just ask the person you are intrested in they wanna date

"Hey man, it's comfort couple wednesday, you know what that means"
"Derek, I love you."
"uhhh, what?"

by Spurpy April 29, 2021

Whack A Hoe Wednesday

Whack A Hoe Wednesday is pretty explainable. Every Wednesday you go up to a hoe and whack them. Whack A Hoe Wednesday is a very big National Day!!!

Jenah: Guess what today is Jennifer???
Jennifer: What???
Jenah: Today is Whack A Hoe Wednesday!!!!
Jennifer: WOAH THAT IS SUPER COOL!!!!!

by JMSTRADTNER October 15, 2019

Get in line on Wednesday

Telling someone to "get in line on Wednesday" is a sarcastic reference to a figurative time and place to go when you are telling them to fuck off.
( i.e. kiss my ass, get the fuck outta here)

Dude, you are such a dick! Why don't you "get in line on Wednesday" with all your asshole friends so I don't have waste time repeating myself when I tell you all to fuck off?? It will just be faster that way!!!
Bitch, "Get in line on Wednesday" and fuck off with everyone else!

by THEFAIRYGODMOTHERINBOOTS December 17, 2020

Wednesday

When you take a big, satisfying shit and you think to yourself, "Wow, that was a great shit, let's do it again." So you take the shit out of the bowl and shove it back into your ass, then shit it back out again.

'What did you get up to last night Sharon?'

'Oh boy - I gave myself the best Wednesday ever! It even held together on the second time out!'

by CreepingJesus69 September 16, 2021

McDonald's Wednesday

The act of going to McDonald's on a Wednesday (or optional moving Wednesday to be on a day you go to McDonald's).

"When I go to McDonald's on a Wednesday it's McDonald's Wednesday."

by The only gamer November 17, 2023

witch wednesday

As women age, the often get sharp dark hairs on and around their chins (like a wicked witch ;). This phrase can be useful in remembering to check and then pluck said hairs. Every Wednesday, check for stray hairs.

If you remember Witch Wednesday, you'll never catch a surprise hair while you're out in public and can't do anything about it.

by Someone Brilliant August 22, 2014