Ash Wednesday

Immediately after anal intercourse you stamp it on your partners forehead, leaving a dark smudge on their brow.

It was only Tuesday when I gave Amy an Ash Wednesday.

Ash Wednesday by Hali Sweep June 19, 2021

wasian wednesday 

a day to celebrate wasians happens every wednesday bc wasians are hot and sexy

ben: happy wasian wednesday!!!!!!!!!
john: huh

wasian wednesday by wasianlover September 15, 2021

wasian wednesday 

every wednesday, everyone comes together and celebrates wasians

Ben: Happy Wasian Wednesday!!
John: Happy Wasian Wednesday!

wasian wednesday by wasianlover September 29, 2021

cum wednesday 

The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.

"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.

cum wednesday by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021

Wheelchair Wednesday 

A day of the week, usually at college or communal gathering, where all the specials congregate to form an army or retardation.

Look over there, must be wheelchair Wednesday

Wheelchair Wednesday by YourWifeTicklesMyToes December 27, 2021

Wednel Wednesday 

When a Wednesday just feels extra Wendely

happy Wednel Wednesday! Wow this Wednesday we can really use Wendy’s

Wednel Wednesday by Pitachip June 21, 2022

Ash Wednesday

Drawing a cross on your partners forehead with a shit tipped dick after anal.

Fucking my girlfriend in the ass is so spiritual for her that I bless her with an Ash Wednesday when I’m done.

Ash Wednesday by Lildeb830 July 12, 2022