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empty wallet syndrome

the existence of an undesirable condition or quality.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.
"Hey man did you hear David is suffering from empty wallet syndrome because he doesn't have a job right now."
by vato-mas_quemado February 22, 2014
mugGet the empty wallet syndromemug.

Wallet

Nina= Ugh my boyfriend only bought me a coach bag

Angie= hes being a wallet lol
by HUH? YEAH IM BI June 3, 2021
mugGet the Walletmug.

sausage wallet

I bet your mum has a nice sausage wallet pussy snatch vag
by malabu June 2, 2016
mugGet the sausage walletmug.

Wallet rape

Wallet rape: adjective.
Used in the sense that something takes consistent amounts of money. Typically used when referring to games with microtransactions or constant downloadable content you must pay for to continue playing. Could also be used in other situations such as a popular stripper at the club.
Man 1: Hey you should play world of warcraft.
Man 2: No way man that game is wallet rape

Man 1: Yo have you gotten a lap dance from Cookie yet? She's fine as hell.
Man 2: Nah brah that bitch is some wallet rape
by Mr Fluffy Paws September 22, 2017
mugGet the Wallet rapemug.

fuck you in the wallet

When someone puts a dent in your personal funds because they are a financial burden or they are a gold digging whore
Dan- "I really feel my new girlfriend wants to fuck me soon it's our tenth date but my 14 year old daughter is always there needing money for the mall "
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"
by Frugal Dan June 29, 2017
mugGet the fuck you in the walletmug.

Sausage Wallet

Otherwise known as pussy, vagina,cunt,box,snatch,mick,muff,love tunnel or fury magnet. BEWArE: Has been know to mankind for millions of years to be the very source and rOOt of EVIL it’s self . I still dream of dieing with one in my mouth trying to drown me.✌️
You will be my Sausage Wallet tonight if you fight it you then become a victim please fight me lol
mugGet the Sausage Walletmug.

stoma wallet

When Jimmy went in he filled his wallet and his stoma wallet to the brim.
by Stoma wallet December 21, 2023
mugGet the stoma walletmug.

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