irritated walrus

when a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth then hastely crams his penis down her throat causing the female to exhale quickly, and blow her partners full load out of her nostrils.

I was mouth fucking the shit out of Jenny when I blew my load and caused her to transform into an irritated walrus.

by kristendarling(: December 30, 2010

Pigs and Walruses

The vocalist(s) of any deathcore band. They sound like pigs and walruses being mutilated

"Hey bro, wanna sing the new Job for a Cowboy song with me?"

"sure sounds fun"

"ok here we go"

"OORT OORT OORT OORT BREE BREE BREE"

Random bystander: "sounds like pigs and walruses being slaughtered"

by Stevonies April 30, 2011

puffy walrus

jizzing on a girls face, then punching her

fewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww bvdsb wvwqea

by FC420 January 5, 2005

Jesus Walks

a wierdo song written by Kanye West

that queer song "Jesus Walks" scares the hell outta me

by Screw u bitch August 12, 2004

Cheeseburger Walrus

Noun.
From the SHOWCASE series TRAILERPARK BOYS;
An ugly and overweight woman who may or may not have dangling teeth.

"Check out that Cheeseburger Walrus by the bar with her friend, we may need a harpoon to take this one out"

by SmartCanadianAss April 14, 2009

walkashame

Terrible song by Meghan Trainor, describing the time when she had a retard moment and put her fucking pants on inside-out because 'she couldn't see'. It is supposedly about the Walk of Shame, but seeing as how Meghan is, in reality, a whale, and whales cannot walk, it is impossible for her to have engaged in this demeaning activity.

Bob: "Oooh, it's the walkashameeeee!!"
Jim: Fuck off! I don't want to hear that garbage! This is why your wife left you.

by Yam Lamb March 12, 2015

Wankus

A six letter middle name that starts with a W. Also the best nickname ever.

Wankus, go make me a sandwich.

by Cow54701 August 27, 2009