Sleeping Whales

Multiple strands of semi floating vertical Faeces in the toilet water post poo
Nature really reveals itself in amazing places, after eating a midnight snack I went to the toilet and saw sleeping whales in there
by poouaisle April 02, 2020
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Arctic Whaling

When a man pierces his penis, then as he is about to orgasm, removes it, thereby allowing his semen to eject from the top of the penis
My boyfriends tried arctic whaling last night, he didn't realize how much blood was involved
by schmebalydook August 13, 2019
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Queef whale

A person who is a cunt and dampens all fun party activities while also dampening everyone's vibe
Oh fuck, here come Jessica the queef whale. Don't let her kill your vibe bro
by Oakey-dokey May 13, 2016
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lonely whale

Lonely whale can be dedicated to a person who was a loner and are in need of comforts just like how the whale swim and sing alone asking for attention of others but in a good way.
Luna was such a lonely whale and nobody noticed her.
by Whalienxxx March 24, 2019
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whale sex

finn: did you see those whales
Max: yeah they were having whale sex
Finn: yeh
Max: yeh Finn rieniets

Finn: yes Max downs thats the proof
by deveta124372726347345y5u4 3nr February 08, 2021
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Depressed Whaling

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.
"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
by E-Squared February 12, 2013
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whale brigade

The whale brigade is something found in every high school. It is a group of overweight females that have banded together as one and become friends. Their leader is called "the beached whale". They parade around town trying to get into parties only to find they can't fit through the door. They think they're hot shit and try to hook up with males.
I tried to get into the gymnasium today but the whale brigade was cluster fucking it.
by BadLarry February 12, 2016
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