The fortunate discovery of Marijuana while looking for something unrelated. The resulting find will likely be very old and dry, but is nonetheless gladly received.
Last night I was looking for change in the sofa cushions and found some serendipity weed. Shit was real dry but still did the trick.
by hollicee November 15, 2010
by Quaaa May 05, 2005
Ok, so I was hanging out with Jimmy the other day and, hold on let me take this hit..... (inhales)....(weed voice) and then his dog goes ahead and (exhales) craps on the floor!!!!
by Prettyenoughforyou December 24, 2008
by al April 01, 2005
What is this some bammer weed? Shits weak
by luckystrlit December 21, 2011
n. an anus weed is a cluster of anal hairs that have grown long and knot all up inside your bung hole, and when you wipe after taking a massive dump, the anus weed gets ripped out by the toilet paper, thus causing extreme pain and sometimes anal bleeding.
Frent : "Hey Kent, what took you so long in the bathroom? Jesus."
Kent : "Look man, my anus weed was yanked by the toilet paper, so my bung hole started bleeding all down my leg, and I had to clean that poopy blood off before I could come out."
Kent : "Look man, my anus weed was yanked by the toilet paper, so my bung hole started bleeding all down my leg, and I had to clean that poopy blood off before I could come out."
by McSackdrop October 16, 2010