by Quaaa May 5, 2005

Ok, so I was hanging out with Jimmy the other day and, hold on let me take this hit..... (inhales)....(weed voice) and then his dog goes ahead and (exhales) craps on the floor!!!!
by Prettyenoughforyou December 23, 2008

by al April 1, 2005

by luckystrlit December 26, 2011

n. an anus weed is a cluster of anal hairs that have grown long and knot all up inside your bung hole, and when you wipe after taking a massive dump, the anus weed gets ripped out by the toilet paper, thus causing extreme pain and sometimes anal bleeding.
Frent : "Hey Kent, what took you so long in the bathroom? Jesus."
Kent : "Look man, my anus weed was yanked by the toilet paper, so my bung hole started bleeding all down my leg, and I had to clean that poopy blood off before I could come out."
Kent : "Look man, my anus weed was yanked by the toilet paper, so my bung hole started bleeding all down my leg, and I had to clean that poopy blood off before I could come out."
by McSackdrop October 18, 2010

A substance, located in urban northwest communities, known to get you both high and drunk at the same instance of consumption.
by Kirk Blade October 31, 2006
