Vita

Vita is a nickname for the kind of friend who is obviously the best in the group. 'Vita' basically has supernatural abilities and can do whatever the fuck he wants whenever he wants. He's basically God, if he wanted he could feed all the people who don't get food before they sleep. He has also lifted a cheetah out of a well, though. That was pretty cool. Anyways, he's the almighty overseer so don't fuck with him or he'll fuck you up

Henry: Hey, have you seen Vita anywhere?

Dumbass retard who doesn't know who Vita is: Who's Vita?

*Vita appears from thin air*
Vita: I'm just dat nigga

by распятие November 12, 2019

Vitalija

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vitalija is tavo mama

by asraauwu February 26, 2021

Vitalii

Vitalii is a SEXY charming light skin Russian nigga with money. He has tongue game with ladies pussy. Vitalii knows how to treat a lady with respect but the problem is that Vitalii fucks with too many girls so, he is known as a user. He will Netflix and chill with u anytime. He will make u feel good about youself when down , he will with always be there when u need him for comfort , he will cuddle with u all times. Vitalii is a real nigga. He's not like dem other fuck niggas. He knows how to make u feel good. Vitalii is always funny and sometmimes annoying but always a good friend . He is sometimes rude but only on a bad day. Vitalli will always be that Russian nigga.

"😍 omg I just saw my future husband Vitalii"

"Awww Vitalii is so caring I love him so much 😘😍"

by RussianNiggas.com November 3, 2021

Vitriolic Gynocentrism

Feminism.

Hym "Instead of Vitriolic Gynocentrism? How about a mutual ethical standard to which men and women are held accountable, equally. Like, if a bunch of men being scheduled to come fuck the same disabled girl is wrong; then it is also wrong for women to do it. How does that sound? I don't know. I'm not the genius here."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

Jason Viti

Worst guy you will ever meet plays with u and is a dickhead - from his side hoes

Jason Viti dick

I know right

by Big rocker 69 July 21, 2018

vital

Nessecary to be cool. Used to describe an act, good or behavior that maintains an image or level of awesomeness.

"Did you see Rob jump off that wall? That was some vital shit."

"We need some eats." "Vital."

by The Egg Man September 11, 2005

Vitamin G

The only 'vitamin' on earth that will actually give you gains, hence the G.

i.e. steroids.

Bob: Jesus Christ, I've been getting no gainz lately. I'm thinking of hittin up some supplements or something.
Jim: Dude...there's no way to look like those guys from taking supps, they're all on vitamin G.

by Mr. Men December 6, 2016