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veggie vegan

A veggie vegan is a vegan that is usually mocked by his/her/their friends. But, these "Veggie Vegans" always stick to it and never give up on there vegan path.
"HAHAHAHAHAH these the VEGGIE VEGANNN!!!!!" (the dumb kid)
"I am happy with my life style choices!" (The veggie vegan.)
by The real VEGGIE VEGAN November 30, 2017
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Lunar Vegan

A type of vegan that only eats fruits and vegetables picked during a full moon. Principly from California.
Dude WTF I've got this vegan at table 12 that can't eat any nightshades and only eats veggies picked on a full Moon.... the Bitch is a Lunar Vegan!
by Vulgarvernacular January 22, 2017
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Vegan Heroin

Vegan Heroin is a new term for the mitragyna speciosa plant, aka - kratom. It is most commonly consumed as a tea. Due to its popular use within the "kava community" a community rich with hippies and vegans, this word has been used by several people in casual conversation and it is now being used as the name of a website and in conjunction with a social media page. Sometimes, the word is also used to describe kava.
Last night we drove down to the blueberry patch and chilled out with a bunch of hippies sipping on vegan heroin. Philosophical debates and hair dreading ensued.
by MuddyHippie February 13, 2020
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Vegan Lunch

When you fall or trip and your face lands in grass. Alternatively being served a "Vegan Lunch" when one gets pushed over.
"Tripped up on a sausage and ended up eating a vegan lunch."

"I hated this sausage munching burger gulper so much I gave him a vegan lunch."
by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021
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Neo-Vegan

Neo-Veganism is a type of veganism that has taken a new form, that has more to do with politics and culture and not necessarily anything to do with classical veganism.
"Bro! Why are you using veganism as a' insert opinion' tool? Are you a neo-vegan?"
by Informative Brotha February 6, 2022
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That Vegan Teacher

That Vegan Teacher refers to an elderly woman who masturbates using fruits or vegetables.
Jane is a That Vegan Teacher, as she masturbates by sticking a cucumber up her ass.
by Balls Obama September 4, 2023
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