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zombie unicorn

a unicorn that has had the unfortunate fate of been bitten by a zombie resulting in death and then reanimation.

made famous by John and Hank Green on the YouTube channel Vlogbrothers 2.0
zombie "urrrrrrrrrrgh brains"
Unicorn "neigh"
Zombie "nom nom nom"
Zombie Unicorn "neigh brains"
by yip6 April 25, 2009
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Unicorn Dandruff

The huge amount of sugar that you get on the last serving of cereal.
Dude, I'm going to serve myself extra cereal so I can get the Unicorn Dandruff!
by Hyper Active Cynic! April 1, 2011
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unicorn twins

Two siblings who were born within the same year, but not together. Basically when the mother jumped back on the train the first chance she got.
You guys look so alike! Are you twins?

Nope, we're unicorn twins.
by mariaknows_best May 25, 2013
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unicorn turd

sparkly substance that is projected from the anus of the unicorn
Violet Unicorn- Help, my poopy hurtie comie outie, airgo, unicorn turd
by kamkampeacewins February 12, 2009
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Black Unicorn

A man who has it all but very hard to find. African American man, educated, great job, a house, money in the bank, attractive with no kids, ready for marriage.
I met a man last night who is of my dreams, he has everything a person could want in a man, he is the Black Unicorn.
by ThaChameleonMix December 8, 2017
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Unicorn Kiss

A unicorn kiss is where you get down on your hands and knees and tuck your dick back between your thighs. Your partner enters you anally with a strap-on attached to his\her forehead and gives you a blowjob at the same time.
What's your favorite sex act?
A unicorn kiss
by jaNDSBOB June 2, 2012
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Russian Unicorn

(v): when you put a strap-on dildo on your head (so you look like a Unicorn) and and then fuck the shit out of your girl(or guy) until she(or he) screams your name.
Chris: "Dude i heard your girl spent the night"
Edward: "Yeah! I gave her the ol' Russian Unicorn!"
Chris: "Nice!"

That guy over there looks like he's ready for the Russian Unicorn.
by Soviet Alliance November 26, 2010
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